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little brown fuck monkey

little brown fuck monkey A term used by americans living in central america to describe permiscuis latin women
i seen the hottest little brown fuck monkey at the bar last night so i took her home poked her in the brown eye and then gave her a dirty sanchez before the money shot
by durnkin monkey September 16, 2006
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crash test monkey

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.
instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.
by Leo B. August 23, 2006
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showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals
I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.
by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008
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Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007
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Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
mugGet the Fuck me like a monkeymug.

anal dwelling butt monkey

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.
Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!
by neverknew December 21, 2008
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Four Finger Monkey Grip

the act of using the index and middle finger of each hand inserted into your partners asshole and to spread it apart so you can easily insert your dick after haucking a large lugie into it.
last night i had to use the four finger monkey grip on sara to get my chubby in because she was so tight.
by G.O.OPS November 7, 2010
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