John and Gabby

The couple known for giving handjobs and playing with anal beads. John is known for his squeaky voice and round ass head and Gabby is known for her god awful stench. If you see them walk the other way.

I think that’s John and Gabby let’s walk the other way.

by KevinKeven2011 October 6, 2025

John Jang

Chill Fudi this guy is really a demon frl he will stop you in your tracks n rob you styll.

yo dont go there your gonna get "John Janged"

by Angel123123123123 October 6, 2025

Pulling a John

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.

"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"

by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025

Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.

What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*

by KC-130 October 7, 2025

John Deforestation

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.

Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”

by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025

John

Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.

You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.

You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.

by Movie Magic October 8, 2025

John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025