John

When your John af means your zooted and booted like my nigga john💯

"ngl gang im john af rn"

by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023

John Douglas

a queer boy with a shmeet

John Douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.

John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.

by Alola_ March 17, 2018

john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.

"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"

by squidlust69 September 25, 2020

john west

{john west} a name that comes with a heavy weight for having quite a thick penis and quite the reputation

{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement

by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018

John

John

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by The nonsense urban definer1234 November 14, 2022

John Owen

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.

John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.

by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021