John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.
That dude is such a John.
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John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.
Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊
by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019
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John B

A big beautiful person that has lots of friends and all species are attracted to him
Jessica: OMG my boyfriend is such a john b
tami: OMG girl your so lucky!
by BananaBoi11 October 10, 2022
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little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.
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john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.
Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!
by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021
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John

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing
Man put that John away
I gotta go charge my John

Bros got a bag full of Johns
by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"
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