A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

by Aaron Parkour December 29, 2015

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024

by alyakkkk March 1, 2023

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
by Axtrium December 4, 2021

A facial expression used when sizing up a romantic partner. Similar to that of the expression used before devouring a steak.
"I notice you were giving me meat-eyes from across the bar. Can you buy you a drink?"
"Don't give me those meat-eyes, I'm still mad at you for sleeping with my best friend"
"OMG, Cindy! Rob has been giving you meat-eyes ALL day"
"Don't give me those meat-eyes, I'm still mad at you for sleeping with my best friend"
"OMG, Cindy! Rob has been giving you meat-eyes ALL day"
by yeratowel July 17, 2014
