Cat

A fattass lazy animal that sits around all day doing nothing and barley apritiats the owner who has to constantly work four hours and hours to earn money too keep them ALIVE

dog owner: dogs are better than cats

cat owner: True

by bonjor misur January 23, 2021

Cat

A cute cuddly friendly little fluf ball that says meow when you need it and is always there to comfort you.

Person A: Awwww cute cat you got there

Person B: thanks

by Frogfaceman October 21, 2020

benny the cat

A racial slur for black cats, and other household animals and reptiles

Oh no! It's a Benny the Cat! Call the exterminator!

by How many different names? November 19, 2017

Wild Cat Bergseng

Adjective: Homosexual guy on guy hard core sex intercourse position. Involving a sex swing. Where the dominant male is wearing a cat tail vibrating butt plug.

Tonight we will listen to Welcome To The Jungle while we do the Wild cat Bergseng.

by Factchecking guru. January 23, 2024

Cat slapped

A comical event in which someone gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

Markike Cat

Basically Markai Cat

If you don't know who she is
She's a pedo, racist, a cheater, really fucking weird

Person 1: Wow! Its markai cat!
Me: No its markike cat you twat

by hugefatcocklol November 28, 2020

Cat

The silliest creature known to mankind

Johnathan: "Hey Tim, did you see the breaking bad episode last night?"

Tim: "The cat is a domestic species of small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and is commonly referred to as the domestic cat or house cat to distinguish it from the wild members of the family."

Johnathan: "Bro what the fuck is wrong with you."

by Detailed June 19, 2023