October 24

National Bologna Day
Pewdiepie's Birthday
Drake's Birthday
Rosa Park's Death Day
Jackie Robinson's Death Day

Today is October 24th!

by allofthenamesarealreadyuSED April 8, 2020

October 22nd

No masturbation day, if you do you're gay and there's no changing that.

Y'all ready for the group masturbation session today?
Wait but bro, it's October 22nd the day where masturbaiting makes you very gay and you can't change it
Oh shit alright tomorrow then

by Georgebush42096 October 21, 2019

october 25th

it’s national no homo day. go up to your friends and let them know

boy: you lookin might fine today john
boy 2: say no homo
boy: it’s october 25th

by redcookie700 October 24, 2019

October 16

ask out your crush

you: will you go out with me

crush: yes! It’s October 16

by buttface poopy pants October 15, 2020

October 7th

Oct 7th is celebrate your friends day! also baddest bitches were born on this day x

"happy October 7th" "thanks, happy birthday! apparently you are the baddest bitch"

by Mila Lay October 5, 2022

October 31st

Give your girl a note showing how much you like her. Girls wanna know how you feel about them, ya know!

Since it's October 31st, imma give a girl a note.

by I <3 Him. October 31, 2019

October 1st

October 1st is the National Get Your Partener Out for Coffee Day, meaning that you have to go out for coffee or a date no matter the circumstances.

Gf: Hey, it's October 1st!
Bf: and?
Gf: You don't know?
Bf: No, what is it
Gf: We're breaking up.

by TsukiiLmao September 17, 2022