Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.

Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

fam a lamb a ding dong

a greeting towards polish people by people named brandon

oi fam a lamb a ding dong get on ur knees

by FBI-Brandon February 1, 2021

Where's the lamb sauce

well gordon doesn't know so where so do i and U

Where's the lamb sauce...where

by sem pie ?? March 26, 2021

Silence her lamb

When you want to get some from the old ladie and she says she is going to have a shower. So you wait outside the bathroom while she is showering so she can't hear Jerking off and when she opens the door she gets a load.

The old ladie was being a bitch the other day so I had to silence her lamb

by Tizang March 26, 2021

just.a.lamp

A cosplayer on tiktok, they have almost 8000 followers! They cosplay mostly from danganronpa, but they do cosplay from other fandoms like fairytail and soul eater!

Person 1: hey is that @just.a.lamp video?
Person 2: yeah, I really like their cosplays!

by Bumblebeeyeehaw March 26, 2021

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021