lainey urban

The best person in the whole universe and the prettiest and smartest person alive.

Lainey Urban saved my life.

by Abby blablabla November 21, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a place where you can write your own words, just like I did here!

Urban Dictionary is the best place to find definitions to words!

by Hello it’s me I’ve been talkin November 23, 2017

urban dick

a dick that uses words off urban dictionary that no one else knows

bobby: your such a hjowiee
BIlly:quit being an urban dick no one knows what you mean

by Spraknar November 25, 2017

urban dictionary

a dictionary of word used by white people when they are f*cked

urban dictionary if a parody dictionary

by colored-the-second December 10, 2017

urban cockroach

An inbred weird lookin two plus two not knowin queer, weirdly associated with every race ever.

That urban cockroach doesn't know the first thing about a Chevy.

by GrittnSpit143 December 6, 2017

The middle of the Urban Dictionary

The Center of the Urban Dictionary, where as long as people write more posts, sooner or later every definition will be in the exact center of the Urban Dictionary one day. As long as definitions aren't rejected.

"I can't wait until my definition makes it to the middle of the Urban Dictionary! Oh wait, it got rejected :("

by Anonymous Dankster December 2, 2017

Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*

“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.

by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017