Law of Life

Being proud of having intercourse with one of ur parents

Guy 1: Damn, I'm so full of Law of Life!
Guy 2: Did u do it again?

by Don'ttouchmytiddies November 29, 2021

LIfe

pointless

Your life is pointless.

by Jade Nitram May 27, 2017

life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020

life

Life is what you chose it to be. Your life is in your own hands and will carry out one purpose, your purpose and once you have completed that purpose you have no more worries or regret.

If death is like the wind. What is life.

by Purpose Dream life death September 7, 2016

it's a good life

A saying that a person will say if the conversation isn't going well, or if he/she doesn't have anything else to say because you left them having in the conversation.

"Yeah, that was fun."
"Yep."
"...it's a good life."

by Pineapple apple pen May 31, 2017