John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.

"Man John F. Kennedy just loves the 6.5×52mm Cartuccia Modello."

by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021

John Fetterman

To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".

At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!

When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.

by Truman33 January 22, 2025

John B

A big beautiful person that has lots of friends and all species are attracted to him

Jessica: OMG my boyfriend is such a john b
tami: OMG girl your so lucky!

by BananaBoi11 October 10, 2022

John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

by Me, John October 16, 2021

John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.

That dude is such a John.

by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023

john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.

mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!

by big bb gib February 19, 2009

john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.

Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!

by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021