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Kid

It’s physically impossible for me to have a kid

bc I’m gay :)
by Gayvibesonly June 2, 2022
mugGet the Kidmug.

new clothes kids

two people who are buying new clothes together
“hey i’ve just bought a load of clothes”
“oh cool i was just about to as well!!”
“nice! we’re totally new clothes kids right now
by NOTzoerjane January 27, 2021
mugGet the new clothes kidsmug.

Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
mugGet the Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my lifemug.

The kid who is behind you

The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
mugGet the The kid who is behind youmug.

Stray kids

Literal stray kids but they’re actually just 8 random Koreans with millions of dollars.

Also goofballs that make money.

Or lost children
I love stray kids with all my life
by Random fairy October 31, 2025
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Lake Effect Kid

A child who is born, raised, grew up, lives in and/or dies in Chicago.
by RocketScience2 November 27, 2023
mugGet the Lake Effect Kidmug.

Band kid

by Hatkid123 June 28, 2022
mugGet the Band kidmug.

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