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Poo Friend 

When two people come together to make an unimaginable bond. Covering themselves in poo they will tackle the world! Splattering themselves onto walls to make snow-angel like art work. A Poo friend is for life, nobody will compare to your Poo friend.
Poo friend #2, “You seriously messed up!”
Poo friend #1, “I feel awful, you are my Poo friend, I don’t mean what I say, I love you forever.”
Poo Friend by Breadcooker01 December 7, 2021
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boy - friend 

A guy who is only a friend to a girl.
He is my boy - friend since we were little.
boy - friend by Rhino the Man December 7, 2021

Fortnite Friend 

The Fortnite Friend is an online phenomenon in which a discord mod gets you to send him shit pics. This can be exchanged for v bucks or the battle pass. The shit must be looking like tru moo or baby food in order for the mod to except.
“Tom found a fortnite friend the other day

The Fortnite friend is a discord mod obsessed with shit”
Fortnite Friend by MeHaveAids December 18, 2021

Forever Friend 

A girl named emely that says a guy named William is her forever friend while In a relationship and the partner gets mad cause this “forever friend” flirts and doesn't care that she’s in a relationship.
Emely: “He’s my forever friend stop blocking him”
Boyfriend(or not): “Fuck that nigga he lives 6 states from you”
Emely: “I don’t care he’s my forever friend”
Forever Friend by 4dorsmorewhores December 31, 2021

Sugar friend 

A sugar friend is someone who is a sugar baby and shares the financial benefits from their sugar daddy/mama with you, without you having to do any sexual favors.
I wish Julia Fox were my sugar friend, all of her friends got Birkins from Kanye

gold friend 

someone who is there for you when you need them
alex: youre such a gold friend whos there for me when i need you courtney
gold friend by courtbort March 20, 2022

Best Friend 

Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.
Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.
Best Friend by theChickenButt March 23, 2022