Todd Brown Temper Tantrum

The kind of kicking, screaming, cussing mess you would expect from a 13 year old girl on her first period or maybe a 2 year old child, Likely set off by being presented with hard facts that he doesn’t like or being faced with some small inconvenience he doesn’t like.

“I heard Todd start screaming behind me so I turned around expecting to be facing a mountain lion only to find out he had tripped and spilled half his coffee and was only having a Todd brown temper tantrum.”

by Blazer1752 January 6, 2022

Brown Fireball

A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.

We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Alec Brown

A knob that has a bit of shit on the end

'OMG, you have an Alec Brown

by Snoop Dong May 6, 2014

Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.

Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"

by BrownKandy August 22, 2011

Brown-noser

Someone who is so far up someone’s ass their nose is brown.

Nikko fixed their door knob the other day, what a brown-noser.

by Whorefrog1 August 1, 2018

brown nosed that bitch

Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.

Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.

by BigTex73 September 18, 2017

Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.

Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”

by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022