spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

John Summit

The Best DJ Alive

♫♪♪ I get this feeling
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you aaaaaaaaaaaaarrreeeeeeeeeeee ♪♪

Tiësto: Did you hear John Summit's new song, "Where You Are?"

Avicii (from Heaven): Yes
DJ Khaled: GOD DID

by PLEASE READ!!!! February 29, 2024

John Paul

An annoying anime obsessed weeb.

JOHN PAUL YOU FUCKING WEEB.

by Applepp October 29, 2020

Isaiah john

He's cute , he zesses plenty n he does fuck rel ting🔥

Isaiah john is a zesser

by Lsjsnsn October 19, 2019

John

the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend

girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO

boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john

"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"

by thatonereallycoolhotperson June 8, 2023

John Douglas

a queer boy with a shmeet

John Douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020