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john mane

John mane means like asking for a friends outfit or a thing too borrow in a less awkward way too ask. (Ps: if people don't know what u mean then you know ur cool😎)
Friend 1: Ayo can I borrow that john mane bro it looks fresh

Friend 2: fosho here you go

*friend 1 never gave it back*
by NycRyan July 29, 2021
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john

cop-lingo for a man who hires prostitutes
We saw him leaving the hotel room with that known prostitute. He's definitely a john.
by lala9978 May 23, 2024
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John Pork

John Pork was born into poverty, never knowing his mother. His father, a pig, died when John was only three, leaving him an orphan. As the offspring of a human and a pig, John was best described as a man-pig—akin to South Park's "man-bear-pig." After his father's death, John was sent to the Adoptuah "Adopt on that thang" Adoption Center, where he was adopted by G-Man, a key figure in the Skibidi Toilet Rebellion. G-Man was a celebrated pilot in the Toilet Force Air and flew the notorious "We Bring the Boom."

John's adopted mother, Hailey Welch, was an international star and the host of the popular podcast Talk Tuah. At 20, John was invited onto her show, sparking his rise to fame. His appearance led to a national phenomenon: John Pork calling people. After the podcast, John began dialing strangers' phones, causing panic and outrage. The unsolicited calls sparked protests, and the song "John Pork Is Calling", by artist dontcarewontcare, became a global hit.

However, John Pork's fame was fleeting. When the Skibidi Toilet Rebellion reignited, John was drafted. Eager to follow his father's legacy, he joined the Toilet Force Air, piloting the same plane his father had. His bravery earned him the codename "Hawk 2" and the Flickermunting Award for Upstanding Gooning.

Afterward, John met Joana Pork, his future wife, and settled in Georgia. He worked for a government contractor, built the Pork Family Compound, and fathered three children: Jimmy Ham, John Pork Jr., and Billy Bacon.
"Hey Adrian, you're getting a call!"
"Oh, it's from my good friend, John Pork!"

"Dude. Have you heard dontcarewontcares new single 'John Pork is calling...?' EVERYONE is listening to it!"
"Yeah, man! I saw Skibidi Chris listening to it earlier!"

"Haley Griner, what do you think of John Pork?"
"He's SO HOT!!"
by Pork's Historical Society November 25, 2024
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John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper
by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019
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Dirty John

That is 1 dirty john
by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021
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John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
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John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.
Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again
by Not so gay November 15, 2019
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