The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoonmug. one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. Seriously John will always have the coolest demeanor to him. never gets flustered or even raises his voice. is intelligent and friendly especially towards the ladies. a great friend that will always be there for you.
Person 1) (Yells)John we got go lets dich this party quick ahhh.
John) (Whispers) oh ok, what door are we using ? do we have to run?
John) (Whispers) oh ok, what door are we using ? do we have to run?
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
Get the Johnmug. “You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”
“What is wrong with you”
by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 9, 2023
Get the John Corneliusmug. 
this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.
by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020
Get the John momentmug. John Forrest secondary college, also know as jfsc, johno, a high school located in morley Western Australia, Perth. Not one of the brightest schools out there and where the school claims to be well educated . A lot of druggies and bogans that think they can fight go there. Most of the teachers suck and don’t care about their students but again who would care about these creatures. A lot of crackheads and eshays are born at this poorly educated high school. Some of the students will mob , roll you for your tns, 97’s, ect...
Everyday after school the student attending John Forrest will go to galleria a quick 5 min walk from John Forrest, Johno students will probably be in coles or woolworths stealing some gum or some lollies for their mates. Students will always be upstairs tryna find that $1 “for the bus” but really use it for a frozen coke at maccas .
You can also catch these morley rats from johno at morley bus station just tryna actually find a $1 for the bus back home to probably end up smoking some cones with the boys. But after unsuccessfully not finding the dollar, you go on the bus and say the the bus driver “oi I forgot my smart rider at home, surley let me hop on this one time” the bus driver will let them on so they don’t cause a ruckus but the transperth police will catch them and threaten them with a $100 fine.
Even though there are a lot of eshays and so on. Majority of the school has normal students.
Everyday after school the student attending John Forrest will go to galleria a quick 5 min walk from John Forrest, Johno students will probably be in coles or woolworths stealing some gum or some lollies for their mates. Students will always be upstairs tryna find that $1 “for the bus” but really use it for a frozen coke at maccas .
You can also catch these morley rats from johno at morley bus station just tryna actually find a $1 for the bus back home to probably end up smoking some cones with the boys. But after unsuccessfully not finding the dollar, you go on the bus and say the the bus driver “oi I forgot my smart rider at home, surley let me hop on this one time” the bus driver will let them on so they don’t cause a ruckus but the transperth police will catch them and threaten them with a $100 fine.
Even though there are a lot of eshays and so on. Majority of the school has normal students.
Boy from ccc : “there is too many John Forrest secondary college kids in the maccas line, let’s go to red rooster Instead.
Student from other school: let’s not go there, their too many johno kids, I don’t want them to fax my new iPhone 13
Student from other school: let’s not go there, their too many johno kids, I don’t want them to fax my new iPhone 13
by JFSCHG April 14, 2022
Get the John Forrest Secondary Collegemug. John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021
Get the Johnmug.