john farmer

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs

that guy is john farmer.

by quaner January 4, 2022

John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME

me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!

by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021

John Lovgren

John is drama queen in latin and Lovgren means gay in Spanish

Is you can describe a stupid animal in one word it would be John Lovgren

by anonymous November 23, 2021

john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.

Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name

by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017

John

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020

John

his last name is fucking longer than both his first and middle name combined

"hey have you met john pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisdeitysmurglewithermith?"
"what is that fucking last name"

by superbigmaster June 21, 2023

John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021