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high g pub

1) To be so completely tripping balls at a party that all you can do to communicate to your mates that you're still alive is to mash the keypad of your iPhone to produce the message "high g pub".

2) To be so fucked out of your head on alcohol and drugs that you throw up in your friends car and don't remember the incident until the following month. Because you were high g pub.
Kevin: Hey man, what the fuck happened to you at that strange garage party last week? You didn't reply to our messages for 3 days man, we thought you were dead or some shit?

James: Yeah, I was high g pub.

Kevin: Ah right, safe dude.

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Su: Man, you vom'd in my girlfriend's car and didn't even apologise when you've seen her like 5 time since; what the fuck?

James: Yeah, I was high g pub

Su: Ah right, safe dude.
by Crudz4Life May 17, 2013
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michigan high five

the michigan high five is when one gives a hand job to completion whilst wearing a mitten. the act, however, is not limited to michigan residents or visitors. you can perform the michigan high five in any of the contiguous united states. one can do it in hawaii or alaska, but it is frowned upon.

the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.

and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
why don't you come back to my place and mama will give you a michigan high five.

it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.

did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.

2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
by mamaknowsbest1 November 19, 2013
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jellyfish high five

A Jellyfish high five is a type of high five fake out.

When an high five is initiated, right before contact, one of the participants in said high five pulls away wiggling their fingers or arms and says "Jellyfish"
*highfive* ~~~~~ JELLYFISH
*highfive* ~~~ smaller jellyfish
(jellyfish High Five)
by 4ShytsNGiggles December 28, 2013
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Outer Space High

When you have the craziest head high and it feels like your mind is floating on clouds Thats a Outer Space High
Im trying to smoke today and get a Outer Space High
by Stacky Warbucks September 2, 2016
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Artesia High School

A school located in Artesia, California as part of the ABC Unified School District. Defined as one of the worst high schools in the district. About 95% are Mexican and African american while the other 5% may be part of the other ethnic groups out there. Contains a notable alumni in James Harden, an NBA Player that is an all star. Contains a Security guard on campus while school is in session due to the fact of many gang related activities.
I go to Artesia High School and It is really easy
by Random Big Small Asian November 7, 2019
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Granby high school

the places where everyone is fake, the security guards become your best friends, and where you can never post shit during school because the half of the vpns ever created have been used and they only work for about a month and then you have to find a new one:)
yo that school has so many fake people it reminds me of granby high school
by yourfavoritelocaltrash757 November 11, 2019
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Vintage High School

A place that has a great Track, Football, and Soccer team. It is way better than Napa High School. If you disagree you probably go to Napa High School
"bob" I go to Vintage High School"
"James" I go to Napa High School"
"bob" What a faggot
by Some kid who knows words April 11, 2019
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