Cat

Something that sits in front of the computer screen while you are trying to work.

The cat jumped onto the table in front of the computer screen.

by Artsy Koala January 20, 2021

zombie cat

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.

I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?

by beamguru August 8, 2025

Doja Cat

What would be referred to as "Godess". Protector of our planet; Planet Her.

*Timmy's arm begins to mysteriously fall off* "Oh my goodness Timmy! *bows head* Oh Doja Cat I beg you protect my good friend Timmy."

by the stanky mule July 13, 2022

Gassing the cat

When you fart on her pussy. Spooning Gas fart

My girl was the big spoon last night and after all those tacos, I would up gassing the cat.

by Diggin12 March 5, 2020

Cats

Fluffy footed animal

Hey look there's fluffy footed cats over there

by Fluffy footed chicken September 19, 2020

Communist Cat

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth

Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!

by Comedic Orange July 27, 2021

cat program

A program that prints its own input.

InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.

by Europe2048 December 18, 2023