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Red

The prime go-to smuggler or dealer in prison who could get stuff from the outside.
In Shawshank Redemption, Morgan Freeman was nicknamed Red.

Andy Dufresne: I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
'Red' (played by Morgan Freeman) : I'm known to locate certain things from time to time.

In Orange is the New Black Netflix sitcom, the russian "Mommy" and master chef in women's federal prison was the person who could smuggle things in from beyond the prison wall.

George 'Pornstache' Mendez: Give you 5%.

Galina 'Red' Reznikov: What am I supposed to do with 5%? Burn it for heat?

Galina 'Red' Reznikov: My commissary maxes out at $300. And I got all the toothpaste I need.

George 'Pornstache' Mendez: 10% final offer.

Galina 'Red' Reznikov: I... don't do that shit!

George 'Pornstache' Mendez: This shit, that shit, blue shit, bat shit! It doesn't matter what you do. It's the doing that makes you dirty.
by blueberrysmasher June 22, 2014
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The Red Sled

A sexual act where a female is on her period and a male removes her tampon and proceeds to place the tampon in her butthole, then begins sexual intercourse.
I gave your mom the red sled last night man it was awesome.
by steelpat September 19, 2014
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red orgasm

When a girl on her period cums.
Girl: I am having a red orgasm!
Guy: Damn that's a wet pussy.
by Hipster Gilgamesh September 22, 2014
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red kelpie

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again
I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night
by red kelpie October 2, 2014
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red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.
"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"
by Zatty October 25, 2014
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red trolly

When you're fucking a girl on her period and you pull out with your dick all covered in blood, so you rub it all over the dirty bitches sheets forming train tracks.
I was fucking this bitch and she didn't tell me she was on the rag, so I red trolly her ass and bounce.
by Dirtyrandyandtheboys November 14, 2014
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make red

(verb):

1. To fail to do something, to ruin something, to do something wrong/incorrectly (typically repeatedly). One who makes red of something would be considered a "Redzer".

2.Irish EnglishDublin Dialect To physically assault such that it will cause hemorrhaging.
"Oi'll f+++ing make red of yer face."
by avieor December 14, 2014
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