iPad Kid

Children that were given an iPad at a young age. They're usually loud, annoying and like Roblox, Fortnite, Cocomelon and RyansToysReviews. Their iPads are usually crusty amd dirty; covered in cheeto dust. If they were forced to go outside, they'll come up to you and ask if you have games on your phone; if you answer no they'll start screaming and throwing a tantrums. Their mothers are usually karens that spoil them rotten.

Two fine examples of an iPad kid are Quackity and Screech from DOORS.

A: Why is this iPad so dirty?
B: Oh don't touch that, it belongs to lil Timmy, he's an iPad Kid

by iliketoconsumrbutter August 31, 2022

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YouTube Kids

Deadly cringe for kids.

Joe: “My son loves to watch Wolfoo on YouTube Kids!”
John: “What the actual fuck.”

by dumbgenzguy April 30, 2023

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Death the Kid kinnie

a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical

also holy sh** i just described my mom

Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!

by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020

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Carl kid

The first name of a child that goes by there middle name because who would call a kid Carl?

Person: Hey Carl!
Carl kid: That isn't my name.

by puf_doge November 6, 2020

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Stray Kids

a bunch of adult men ranging from the ages of 21-25 who are secretly in love with each other and share their love of music and helping people. they may be adults but they have the mental age of 'fOiVe'. a bunch of people around the world look to these 'stray kids' to help them through tough times, and though these men have never met these people they do all they can to keep hapiness in the world.

friend: yo what's got you smiling?
me: oh just stray kids.
friend: who tf-
me: the reason my ass is still living and smiling!!!

by lixie.brownies <3 June 22, 2022

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