by Jules Doe March 15, 2019

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.
"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."
by QuacksO February 25, 2020

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

The couple known for giving handjobs and playing with anal beads. John is known for his squeaky voice and round ass head and Gabby is known for her god awful stench. If you see them walk the other way.
by KevinKeven2011 October 6, 2025

by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020

by cockman720 March 15, 2023

by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019
