An all too common disease affecting those who are in dire need of company from opposite sex genetelia
by Woo-woo syndrome May 6, 2011
Get the Woo-Woo Syndromemug. depression like symptoms that arise from prolonged exposure to beautiful but mildly depressing music, ie Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, and Modest Mouse
i spent a good hour replaying Narrow Stairs and it put me in an hour long funk and rabid death cab syndrome until i plugged in the rapture...
by Doug Martsch July 10, 2012
Get the death cab syndromemug. People that think they are right but when you prove them wrong, they say they had that idea and were right the whole time. Someone who thinks they are cool when in reality aren't. Also someone who CANT PICK A DAM SIDE!
by The og g September 14, 2016
Get the Annoying Bitch Syndromemug. A relationship between a man and his twitter account that borders on unhealthy, whereby said man tweets constantly but seems unable to spare his girlfriend one text, despite being able to both tweet and text on his mobile phone.
Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
My boyfriend just got a twitter account last weekend and now he's suffering from the John-Jen Syndrome! FML
Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
by Nad48 November 23, 2009
Get the the John-Jen Syndromemug. a man that, despite his lack of attractiveness, continues to act like a clown; a man that is ugly but behaves as if he is a Greek god
Love Island’s Wes is affected by ugly man syndrome. He mistreated Laura despite her being so kind to him.
by anonymous December 7, 2020
Get the ugly man syndromemug. When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
Get the fuckin retarded syndromemug. When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.
Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.
by tbaaaby November 6, 2010
Get the Stalker Friend Syndromemug.