Old fart

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Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

by #pandalover September 30, 2020

Faux Fart

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.

Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.

by A. Massey October 3, 2020

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020

Fart

A gas that is passed through you asshole

I just farted to hard my asshole is inside out.

by 123456789011112131415161718192 October 15, 2020

Social farting

If you smell it, you are too close.

I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.

by bombolini October 17, 2020

fart

ass orgasm

I just farted, it was like an instant ass orgasm!

by SerJ November 14, 2012

Fart

Farting- a gas consisting of methane and oxygen that derives from the stomach and runs down to the anus which often times carries feces which exits the anus and commonly enters the nose of any nearby person.

Shit dude! Stop the farting!

What is in the ass you'll find in the nose

by Dr proffecor Patton! December 31, 2012