Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

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Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts

Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer

by Sharter69 January 1, 2021

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Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 4, 2023

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pooty fart

adj; used to describe frustrated

Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!

by wove muffin November 25, 2010

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When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!

person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021

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Sculpting the fart

A commonly used term in software development.
Origin: Hungary ("fingreszelés")

Used when the feature was already shipped months or years ago, but the customer still wants recurring adjustments on tiny details.
Sculpting the fart doesn't add significant usability to the product. These changes only satisfies the business owners or end users to survive their boring workdays between two coffee breaks.

Synonym of sculpting the fart: "Just a few minor changes".

- Hey Jack, could you change the text on these buttons and decrease the font size of the footer links, please?
- Oh come on, sculpting the fart again? It will be done after this meeting.

by Shamandalie April 24, 2023

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