White shirt paranoia

The subconscious fear that somebody, taking a crap and realizing that the toilet paper is over, uses your white shirt to clean his asshole.

Since somebody used his white shirt as toilet paper, he suffers from white shirt paranoia.

by IDKWIA April 12, 2014

evolving white girls

Basically a white girl who is pretty, got cake , and bad asf.

Mike:"dang , Alex is one of those evolving white girls😍"
Will:"right! She pretty and thick asf! Bet she gets all the guys"
Mike:"tru"

by TRVP KING March 20, 2016

White boy fun

White men playfully grabbing each other's dicks, asses, and nipples while humping each other in a non-gay way

Yall talking bout all that Me too movement shit, but its really just white boy fun

by polonino July 11, 2019

Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

by yedster14 March 15, 2012

fur of the white bunny

cocaine, in powder form.

"think it's funny but I got the nose runny runny from the fur of the white bunny."

by Mzok Flexi April 5, 2004

white hat

not a black sock.and not a t shirt
or a tie

people we should not be scared of.

by pureone September 19, 2004

white hand of justice

The white hand of justice begins with somebody dispersing ejaculatory fluids on their hand which they stick out the window of a moving car to hit somebody across the face getting it all over their face.

Fred saw Wendy walking down the street when he was driving so he gave her the white hand of justice as he passed.

by anonobomber September 28, 2006