dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up

"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"

by Wiggatronius November 1, 2013

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

3 stages of life

Stage one: Birth

Stage two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage three: Death

3 stages of life

by ANUSBOI6869 July 12, 2017

Cool life...

What you say when something disappointing or aggravating happens.

Jane: *trips and spills coffee all over her new dress*
John: HAHAHAHA!
Jane: *sigh* cool life...

by Linasaur November 16, 2010

Life

It's like a penis its soft and sometimes it gets hard for some people it's big for some its short.

Damn his life is like a penis its always hard

by 3dicksinmyass October 2, 2020

Life

A place we are living through bodies god gave us, followed by heaven or hell after dying.

James : Man, my life is so hard I can't take this anymore!!
Emma : Don't worry, I'll kill you in a moment or two so you don't have to worry about work anymore.

by Coffee.exe April 25, 2022

Life 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my life 9 ball game because life was substituted up from bullshit 9 ball game.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018