semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

Hazel Eyes

A mix of all eye colors combined! Each eye looks different. Blue eyes, green eyes, and brown eyes mixed together with a yellow fleck somewhere are the average hazel eyes.
Eyes hazel, sweet and dynamic, and I'm going down like the Titanic

#1: Aren't her eyes blue?
#2: No, they're green!
#1: Today they're light brown or amber?!
#3: They're hazel eyes!

by trulyali November 22, 2021

whispering eye

another name for the vagina

"He found himself staring directly into her whispering eye."

by msjangelgrl March 30, 2009

darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"

Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

by pornchub February 7, 2017

Eye sex

When you hold your eye open long enough for the tears to emerge, then fall onto the partners penis, then give them a hand job

Ayo Sabrina lets have some eye sex

by I love Nate’s dick August 15, 2019

BLIND STORAGE EYES

The same as STORAGE EYES.

A past that is never caught and reviewed.

It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.

How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022

plasma eyes

the name for someone with unsurpassed coolness. is a total badass and is respected by all

Yo Plasma eyes wats up!
Plasma Eyes: i dont even know you

by greenlittleteapot April 16, 2009