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Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).
"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016
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calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.
I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"
by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017
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Life

I'm just living life
by Mr knocks July 8, 2019
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Life

*born*
'Life is too short...'
*dies*
by asdfghjkl;)8cookies September 2, 2013
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Life

• is a waterfall
'Life is a waterfall' - Serj Tankian
by SmokingCigaroCigaroCigar May 16, 2023
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ThooooBJgun LIFE

THEY HATE ON OUR opportunity OF BRUTALITY JUSTICE'S GIVES US NEGATIVE LITTLE infants fucks everybody. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED thooooBJgun LIFE. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ March 7, 2021
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life

Life when you take something pure and innocent and break it. Turn it into something that hates. Life is when you take a child and turn it into an adult.
by Hope Maddiline November 28, 2016
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