jack pace

pushing p

jack pace is pushing p

by epix425 February 4, 2022

Jack Ready

Simp

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2

by CoomMan January 13, 2020

Jack

Is a Simp

Someone tell Jack that simping isn’t pimping

by 0DatBoi0 November 25, 2021

Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 18, 2008

jack off junky

Someone who is addicted to jerking off.

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.

by HandyHoe January 28, 2017

Jack Papernick

He is the gayest guy you will ever meet. He only has one tiny whit ball, and his cock is less than 1 mm long.

No one wants to fuck a Jack Papernick.

by 123ffj123 September 20, 2018

Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022