Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.
Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
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by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017
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That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.
That's some weapons grade cheese right there.
"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
That's some weapons grade cheese right there.
"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
by Bahuka March 24, 2017
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