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Blues Mobile

A car that’s used to conduct a mission from God. Usually on the back half of its life and an icon of its generation.

Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.

Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.
Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.

5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic

Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!
by Captain cupcake July 13, 2018
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Blue Jam

A surreal, dark sketch comedy series that would air on BBC Radio 1 early in the morning. It was created by the one and only Chris Morris. The sketches themselves would tackle harsh topics such as suicide, murder, and rape. The music was also a contributing factor, which mostly comprised of ambient and downtempo tracks. It made its first run in 1997 and ended in 1999.
Guy 1:Dude have you listened to any Blue Jam episodes yet?

Guy 2:Yes.

Guy 1:Did you like them?

Guy 2:Stay away from me.
by Rothkowoofs June 26, 2024
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Blue

blue is like you feel relax,not disturbing by anythings
I feel blue today because she's not coming today
by Yoonliya January 8, 2019
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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
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Blue moon katelyn

Someone who does their work once every 2 blue moons
“Oh look, Katelyn’s finally doing her work! This is a once in a blue moon Katelyn experience
by booty lover 124 December 29, 2023
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Blue hole

Examples:

1) A frustrating void of silence that occurs when your Bluetooth connection awkwardly transitions from one device to another, causing a sudden loss of audio and microphone function. Typically accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, accidental speakerphone embarrassment, or a deep existential crisis about modern technology.

2) "I was on a work call walking to my car, and the moment I turned on my car, my phone switched to the car's Bluetooth. I shouted ‘Hello? Hello?’ into the void, and we had to figure out the last word transmitted so we could continue the conversation where we left off."
"I was on a call after I dropped my car at the valet, and when the valet turned on my car and drove away, my phone switched to the car. I was left talking to myself while they unknowingly took my conversation for a joyride."
"Sorry I missed what you said, I was just blue holed."
by JorgitoW March 8, 2025
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Blue peach

"You stand in the presence of the Princess of Zaun, the rightful owner of"blue peach looks so pretty", the puffski of great Summoner's rift, protector of the hollowing abyss, the serial killer of Zhenjiang Vinegar, the mother of PP, the Uncried, the destroyer of a giant baby."
Blue peach is a fair person unless your name is Yummi.
by Not Lzm November 22, 2021
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