If white people can't do it

than it was aliens

"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR

by speedybump October 19, 2019

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

Do it arch?

Do it arch? Your spine. Do it arch? I need to know. My spine? It archs. Do it arch?

"Do it arch?"
"Yeah"

by richardnickson654 April 10, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

FISH DO

"Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On."

Person A: "I made a bad grade on my calculus test today." :(

Person B: "FISH DO."

by Bitter tea October 22, 2020

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Doing a nemo

When you plug a substantial amount of drugs up ones bottom and fall asleep drunk , wake up and vacate the contents of your bowels so the contents disappear like captain nemo’s nautilus’s submarine beneath the sea.

he had plugged a stash , woke up went doing a Nemo

by Twiggletsbugbits April 22, 2021