A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
Get the Mortgage eyesmug. Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.
defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.
by biffduncan October 25, 2019
Get the flying the red eyemug. Ween-eye noun also known as the pea hole. not gender specific, mainly used when naming calling falls into conversation. It's your middles middle
by Yvonne Middle March 24, 2019
Get the Ween-eyemug. Nessan the Duke of 400 AD had three sons, and named a monastery in their honor. the monastery is on the island called Ireland's Eye. The name of the island is 'Inis Mac Neasain' or the 'Island of the sons of Nessan', the monastery has the same name in Gaelic.
The monastery is good craic for a quick visit during the summer. Not a huge amount there today but an interesting place all the same.
The monastery is good craic for a quick visit during the summer. Not a huge amount there today but an interesting place all the same.
Dave: Did you go to Howth and see Ireland's Eye?
Kevin: Yeah it was good fun, I enjoyed the Island of Ireland's Eye
Kevin: Yeah it was good fun, I enjoyed the Island of Ireland's Eye
by Jack O'Meara October 21, 2019
Get the Ireland's Eyemug. by nguyen t September 6, 2025
Get the ey uhmug. The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.
I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.
by Titsmag33 December 29, 2024
Get the Sauron’s Brown Eyemug. 