gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

FB Eyes

The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.

Friend: Show me your “Fuck me eyes”
Person in picture: “He said show me your FB eyes…”

by Beexman May 7, 2022

Glazed Eyes

Sign of health often accustomed with green and red.

RLGRIND glazed eyes

by Kanselier December 10, 2022

eye allergic

A more creative way to say or describe being colorblind.

"My grandfather is eye allergic."

by the ugly bestfriend November 6, 2020

Rum eye

When a person consumes to much rum one eye isn’t open as much as the other

Buddy’s eyes are fucked. He must have rum eyes

by Willioooo November 21, 2019

meat-eyes

A facial expression used when sizing up a romantic partner. Similar to that of the expression used before devouring a steak.

"I notice you were giving me meat-eyes from across the bar. Can you buy you a drink?"

"Don't give me those meat-eyes, I'm still mad at you for sleeping with my best friend"

"OMG, Cindy! Rob has been giving you meat-eyes ALL day"

by yeratowel July 17, 2014

whispering eye

another name for the vagina

"He found himself staring directly into her whispering eye."

by msjangelgrl March 30, 2009