A black eye, generally acquired when someone hasn't been trained properly on when to keep their mouth shut.
Jenny must have gotten drunk this weekend, I see she has the untrained eye today, you know how she gets when she drinks, always talkin' shit.
by Some wiseman April 7, 2019
Get the Untrained Eyemug. When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"
by pornchub February 7, 2017
Get the darryls eyesmug. It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.
How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022
Get the BLIND STORAGE EYESmug. A mix of all eye colors combined! Each eye looks different. Blue eyes, green eyes, and brown eyes mixed together with a yellow fleck somewhere are the average hazel eyes.
Eyes hazel, sweet and dynamic, and I'm going down like the Titanic
Eyes hazel, sweet and dynamic, and I'm going down like the Titanic
#1: Aren't her eyes blue?
#2: No, they're green!
#1: Today they're light brown or amber?!
#3: They're hazel eyes!
#2: No, they're green!
#1: Today they're light brown or amber?!
#3: They're hazel eyes!
by trulyali November 22, 2021
Get the Hazel Eyesmug. Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"
by a1.kyle March 9, 2019
Get the Cream Eyesmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025
Get the .9.See To Remain I, Eyes Local, Dubbed Her Kill Will I.9.mug. Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019
Get the Fake eye rollmug.