hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

Life

something that should've ended 3.85 billion years ago

girl 1: what's the meaning of life?
girl 2: dat should've ended long ago, my friend

by thisishowiyee November 4, 2017

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to waste it and die.
That’s it. That’s all.

Person one: what’s the meaning of life?
Person two: to waste it and die.
Person one: what?
Person two: you heard me right.

by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020

Life

Shut up nobody cares

Yo I just did all my work I deserve a good grade

Bro life bro 😂

by Frankietoohankie November 4, 2023

life

ummm life is the thing the u live with with out it u die period t

i hate life i wish i could die

by i chockrd on a potato April 22, 2020

dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up

"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"

by Wiggatronius November 1, 2013

barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason

"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"

by ariiii23432 February 3, 2024