Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018

penis Wennis

when a women has a dick also known as a shemale

Josh: hey is becky a penis Wennis?
Nathan: Yea shes a dude

by Hey man its me dickman May 17, 2018

Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.

I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.

by Charles Reed May 18, 2018

Penis Bifidula

Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.

Holy Rahul cover up man! You lucky bastard you got yourself a Penis Bifidula!

by Double headed penii May 18, 2018

Peni

Another way to say penis but more classy

If you've ever watched the show shameless.

Eddie to a rebellious Karen:
“That’s your teenage-diseased mind talking. You tasted peni, now you’re just crazy”

by Girlyknows101 May 22, 2018

Stranded on Penis Boulevard

Up Shit Creek

Hey man, I'm stranded on Penis Boulevard, could you help me out?

by liell charwell May 23, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018