butt on (one's) shoulders

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"

"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 8, 2005

dick ass one

1.a word typically said by elementary students and middle schoolers who think that it is cool to cuss and make up their own words that they have learned and gathered into their own saying for their amusement.

2. A creative way to call some the world renowned asshole.

bobby you are a dick ass one.

amy my mom wouldn't let me watch cartoons yesterday, its okay she aint nothing but a dick ass one.

by meek the freak January 17, 2009

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003

slice one in

to have sexual intercourse

See her over there? I'd slice one in.

by lipenaar June 11, 2006

Mac One

An order for a big mac at a McDonalds fast food restaurant relayed from counter clerk to chef in a broad scouse (Liverpudlian) accent.

Customer: I'll have a Big Mac and a large fries.

Counter Clerk (turns towards chef): MACHHHHH ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!

Customer: Wow, mac one.

by Benjamina July 1, 2007

Scrape One

When you are out of marijuana and you scrape the resin from your pipe to "recycle".

Scrape One, Burn One

by Houdrummer October 24, 2007

uncoil one

In reference to defecation Uncoil a shit... referring to the way feces wraps around the toilet from the way it was coiled up inside your Colon

I need to go to the Bathroom and Uncoil One

by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008