John Brenard Wieksner

John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
John Brenard Wieksner is a crack head
by Audon October 09, 2019
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John McGraw

The act of being a pussy when the bros wanna do something fun
Hey Jake, wanna go to the strip club

Nah man, I’m feeling pretty John McGraw
by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 15, 2019
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john sevi

the dumbest boy you’ll ever meet, thicc, retarded, a bitch, a snack
masha and tia: yo that guy is such a john sevi
dunne: DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAG LIKE THAT
by faggot6942069 November 17, 2019
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John Doodle

(v): To abuse an extended free trial through multiple throwaway emails, essentially renewing the subscription without paying.

(n): A user who is obviously using the same account name but with a different email to abuse free trials.
(v): "My Crunchyroll free trial is expiring, guess I'll pull a John Doodle and pick up where I left off."
(n): "Goodbye JohnDoodle1, Hello JohnDoodle2."
by Beenfarr August 02, 2024
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John Barry

Someone who loves elf bars, naps, gg bulot, Nazi propaganda, freshmen, whippets, and taking care of drunk girls at parties.
“Have you seen that John Barry over there? He loves being a bad boy😍.”
by playboyxo January 16, 2024
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John Green

Hank Green: This is my brother, John Green
John Green: Yeah…
by Fat stupid bitch January 05, 2022
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Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.
Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!
by mulz n sambo October 14, 2010
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