by Aaron Parkour December 29, 2015
Get the eye of the traceurmug. Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my assholemug. by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024
Get the em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess eemug. "hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
by Axtrium December 4, 2021
Get the Black-Eye Birdmug. by alyakkkk March 1, 2023
Get the Wobbly Eyemug. Eye shape which is longer in width than length in nature,people with almond eyes tend to have part of their iris covered on both sides of each eye,whereas people with doe eyes have white below/above their iris
“I have almond eyes,because they are shaped like almonds,but she has doe eyes because they are wide and resemble that of a does eyes”
by hesse July 17, 2022
Get the Almond eyesmug. by ItsTooLateForAPseudonym September 30, 2018
Get the heavy eye rollmug.