poopoo poser

poo poo imposter aka your mom

the poopoo poser shat said i cant play on my ps5. An absolute faeces faker, a suspicious shit if you will.

by your mom is hot >:) December 6, 2021

Motorcycle Poser

When you buy a motorcycle to look cool but never ride it. It sits outside in the rain or in the garage and collects dust.

Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.

by Capt. Woodlong April 1, 2022

total._.poser02

Lifesaver. Love you floor lover<3

Someone: Who saved your life?

Me: It was total._.poser02 !

by Miss.johanssons.necklace April 10, 2022

Vietnamese Poker

When one plays poker with Vietnamese people.

Biracial KKK members beats a straight flush in Vietnamese poker.

by Helena.Cassidy May 15, 2022

Vim poser

A person who uses the text editor Vim extensively, especially in public and social spaces, with the implicit goal of signaling one´s technical acuity and/or alignment with free and open-source philosophy.

A: Jona uses Vim all the time too but he´s not making use of even the most basic keybindings.
B: Man this guy is such a vim poser...

by metaironicshitpostings July 11, 2022

Utensil Poker

Its the most powerfull weapon in game called chicken invaders

i just got Utensil Poker now i can poke those chickens

by TON618 August 17, 2022

pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022