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The Immaculate Penis of John

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That's John's Immaculate Penis.
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Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.
Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...
by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024
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Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.
Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.
by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024
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Nathan John Cronin

the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04
“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”
by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024
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Famished John’s

“Can we get some food on the way there? I’m craving some Famished John’s”
by loverama99 May 6, 2024
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John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt

John pork rizzing the heck up ishowspeeds gyatt so he did the thug shake on Fortnite catnap doing the rizzy move
John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt is good”
by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024
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