fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 21, 2021

mug fat

Mug fat means ur a fat stinky muggle shit nigger!

Nabi: hey guys
Lando:mug fat

by anonymous July 24, 2022

But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Fat Neck!

A biggg, strong, muscular Jamaican man with a legendary fat neck. Legend has it his neck has the girth of a entire planet earth! Also has a bbc for obvious reasons and lovessss Jamaican beef patties!

You guys should meet my friend Fat Neck! His neck is so fucking fat!

by XChasemoney November 30, 2019

FAT

Faggot Assessment Test

Dales doing his FAT this afternoon, to see how much penis he can take.

by FAT-er September 27, 2017

Fat

Can’t see your feet and all u see is a packet of flab and fat because ur a pig

“Your fat,”

“Fuck you bitch,”

by Goat goat goated November 14, 2019

fat doomsdays

When you puff the biggest or fattest cloud you can

Brandon:dude my vape puffs fat doomsdays

by Fat clout clouds April 19, 2018