by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Crymug. Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
Get the Back Porchedmug. The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
Get the shart-back-and-sidesmug. Wanting to Buck back; is wanting to have sexual relations with someone of the opposite sex.
"Saying I'm going to go Buck back something"; Means your frustration has finally gotten the best of you and your going out and will hit about anything.
Buck back Season; Basically no standards apply. Your hunting now and do not care if your being hunted or not either.
"Saying I'm going to go Buck back something"; Means your frustration has finally gotten the best of you and your going out and will hit about anything.
Buck back Season; Basically no standards apply. Your hunting now and do not care if your being hunted or not either.
"Saying I'm going to go Buck back something"; Means your frustration has finally gotten the best of you and your going out and will hit about anything.
Buck back Season; Basically no standards apply. Your hunting now and do not care if your being hunted or not either.
Buck back Season; Basically no standards apply. Your hunting now and do not care if your being hunted or not either.
by Matthew Dean Smith January 28, 2023
Get the buck backmug. by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025
Get the Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightningmug. When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018
Get the Self produced back lotionmug.