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1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)
I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!
by Reali88 August 18, 2020
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Super Mario Galaxy 2

who?
what's that?
a fangame?
must be fun.
But it's not real.
Guy1: Hey watcha playing?
Guy2: Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Guy1: Oh, the fangame?
by Cube6Gamer September 29, 2020
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VIP 2

The best barbershop around located in the infamous Lansing, Kansas aka the LL!
Random: Yoooo that cut is fresh!

VIP 2 Client: You know Mo Cuts had to hit me with the fresh VIP 2 fade boy!
by Wetters913 July 23, 2018
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2 stroke

A type of dirtbike only legends use
I just smoked that faggot 450 4 stroke rider with my 125 2 stroke
by bastanu December 2, 2023
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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.
by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025
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2-Faced

Aureyana
Aureyana is 2-faced
by therealmamicitaong April 25, 2022
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Ste Hill Part 2

This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!

Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!

This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!

They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!

Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.

Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.

Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Hey Ste hill part 2 did you like your card pal?
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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