Law of wrong way 

The law of wrong way states that: "While driving in the city, any missed or wrong turn and subsequent backtracking to find your original route will be met by frustratingly slow moving traffic and red lights at every intersection.

Many, if not all of these red lights will be Full-cycle red lights."

While trying to find the corporate building downtown, I missed my turn and ended up backtracking an extra 3 miles, through 4 busy intersections, while following two old ladies, a Vespa scooter and a garbage truck. The law of wrong way was in effect.

Needless to say, I missed the Boss's luncheon and didn't get the promotion. FML.

Law of wrong way by Markwonder October 28, 2010

Swag Gone Wrong 

An attempt at coming off as cocky and/or cool that goes horribly wrong. Equates to a forfeit of one's social life. Usual response is "....no. just no."

Person A: Yo nigga check out this new snuggie I got. Hella fresh ain't it?
Person B: ...................swag gone wrong.

Swag Gone Wrong by rxnaij November 18, 2011

My Base Wrong Place 

A phrase used by some idiots at kinnelon high school including, Aspren, Monkey, Cowboy, and Choadie

Cowboy: My base wrong place
Monkey: My base wrong place
*Both shake hands*

My Base Wrong Place by PLOKIMJUNHYBGTRFVCDEXSWZAQ May 28, 2019

cut it back wrong / bad 

steal drugs, sell half, cut the rest back, the rest is bad.... unusable, probably coma inducing.

"she stole it and gave it back, but she cut it back wrong / bad."

cut it back wrong / bad by AQM December 6, 2006

Steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing 

a standing sex position, the hanky-panky, the vertical mambo; all the while with perhaps someone you'll regret, i.e., isn't up to your standards, but you don't care because you're lookin' to "gettit" and getting it anyway possible

Antonym: Steppin' on the wrong foot and doing the right thing
A standing sex position, et al, with perhaps someone who is better than you, out-of-your-league; but you play it off like you're the grand player that you is. ~whomp whomp~

I'm in the mood for steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing tonight and I don't care! The midgit's gonna gettit! Oh, Oh! ~whomp whomp~

Steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing by Eff-bomb May 9, 2008

So wrong 

tootsie's fucking expeditions

What the fuck is she doing? that is so wrong!

So wrong by CUT THE CHEESE December 13, 2004

dude wtf is wrong with german people? 

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions

what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?

dude wtf is wrong with german people? by sick fucks February 16, 2005