"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"
by Jelsho April 21, 2018
Get the Wizard's Dickmug. The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.
We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.
- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.
= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.
- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.
= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022
Get the Wizard of Liesmug. To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'
by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011
Get the Wizard Assistantmug. A cocktail only drunk at after parties and originally named after a particularly douchey and dull Harry Potter lookalike. The cocktail is made from three ingredients: Jack Daniels, Robinsons Summer Fruit Cordial and tonic water. It is disgusting.
"What did you throw that Dirty Wizard away for, you rotten bitch?" "I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU ONE IN A MINUTE!"
by GaJa Williams June 27, 2012
Get the dirty wizardmug. by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016
Get the Jizz Wizardmug. A Very Large Vaginal Opening
Wow is this the video of your wife giving birth?...
.EWW!!!The Meat is hanging out it looks like a Wizard Sleeve.
.EWW!!!The Meat is hanging out it looks like a Wizard Sleeve.
by MapQua December 28, 2009
Get the Wizard Sleevemug. A game in which you drink beers and duck tape them together to create a wizards staff. The next beer must be taped at the highest point of your staff and so on. Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard. The main point of the game is to have the tallest staff. Once you have reached a 20 beer staff youll probly have to sit on the damn roof just to drink it.
by tony larossa October 3, 2006
Get the wizards chessmug.