Winter

A bitch.

#1-Winter's a bitch.
#2-Who the fuck are you?
#1-A figment of some assholes definition of winter.
#2-Oh that guy.

by FUCKHEAD42069 October 16, 2018

winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

by Phatrus June 11, 2018

Winter

The most prettiest person you will ever meet <33

Winter Is The Most Prettiest Boy In The US :D

by Hdshgeh we dhshhdhehwhs March 26, 2022

storing it for winter

When a girl has absolutely no gag reflex and deepthroats your cock for extended periods of time.

If she is feeling spicy, she might be able to put your scrotum in her mouth at the same time.

Guy 1: Man, I got head from my girl last night.
Guy 2: Oh shit man, how was it?
Guy 1: Let's just say, she was storing it for winter.
Guy 2: GOD DAMN!

by dr. finesse January 8, 2020

Ukelear Winter

n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.

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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.

by gnostic3 February 28, 2022

Winter warrior

A black girl that exclusively dates white guys.

Girl, be so real. You’re such a winter warrior.

by anonymous May 15, 2024